The Future of Markup Language.

FAML (Fork Aughhhh Motherfucker Language) is a revolutionary markup language designed to challenge your sanity while providing questionable productivity.

Documentation (Nerd Only)

"Features"

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Fuck u Markdown

Say fuck to Markdown, why use dogshit markup when you can use FAML?

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Carbon Footprint

I don't know why but every company talks about reducing their carbon footprint bullshit

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Hooray!

I think there won't be any text editor will support this.

What People Are Saying

Since our team started using FAML, I've seriously considered changing careers to McDonald's cashier.

J.

John Developer

Random guy from Github

FAML helped me rediscover emotions I hadn’t felt since my depression treatment β€” I wanted to kill myself.

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Sarah Boss

CTO, Regret Inc.

Brain cells? I remember when I used to have that. Before FAML.

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Tim Programmer

Code Masochist

How We Stack Up

We compared FAML to other industry-leading technologies (for god-knows reason)

Feature FAML McDonald's Big Mac NVIDIA GeForce GTX
Simplicity Absolute burger. What
Makes you question reality Constantly After u ate it When prices are revealed
Community support Zero? But still won Millions worldwide Everyone, without AMD's sufferer
Productivity 300% (questionable) Stop. IDC
Will it smash? Regrettably yes I think. Please don't

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